when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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