im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Houston, we have a squirter
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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