I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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