"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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