make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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