Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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