its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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