11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just invented taco cereal.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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