she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
