i don't like sucking hair
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
How naked do you want me to be?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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