yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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