Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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