if i can run in heels then i can drive
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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