According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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