You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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