Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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