i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
ok first of all what the fuck
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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