did you get engaged???
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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