did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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