But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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