So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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