WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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