At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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