whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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