only if we run a train.
done.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
