she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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