How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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