the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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