yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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