is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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