She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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