Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
vagina is talking i cant
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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