you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I had to cum in my sink.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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