we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Shame - the story of my life.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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