Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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