Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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