You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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