youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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