so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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