the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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