So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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