Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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