Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Houston, we have a squirter
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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