there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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