I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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