he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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