dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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