i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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