Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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