Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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