i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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