I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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