everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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