Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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