So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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