her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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