Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He has the fingertips of a God
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