Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
