Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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