we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Quick, to the slutcave!
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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