Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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