Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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